#HoaxOfTheDay: “Bubwit” in a Starbucks Frap!

Note: I was supposed to post this rant on my FB page because I was sharing a link from Marco Carlo Calibara, who happens to be an former Starbucks employee. However, it appears that Facebook is not working well as of the moment, so allow me to post my rants here.

(Warning: Written in Tagalog/Filipino Language)

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Actually, nakita ko na ‘yung #Starbucks #Daga #Fiasco a day or two ago via FashionPulis (http://www.fashionpulis.com/2016/01/customer-claims-mouse-found-in-coffee.html). I even watched the video as well as comments written by FP commenters there. I agree with what they have stated — I think that a small rat in a Starbucks drink is just merely a hoax. Not just with the commenters of FashionPulis but also with #MarcoCarloCalibara, who happened to be the former Starbucks employee, and he even gave his fierce, brutal commentary on a certain complainant named “Jessica”, even labeling her as one of the abusive customers that Starbucks usually has.

Hindi ako maka-Starbucks. Maka-The Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf ako, pero I don’t think there will be any negligient Starbucks barista who would let a small rat to jump onto the cup or to the blender. Kita nga din sa picture mismo, BUONG-BUO ‘yung bubwit. Tapos ‘yung Frappucino mismo, halos nangalahati. In the first place dapat, nalasahan na ng babae ‘yung daga eh. Kaso hinantay pa niya na mangalahati ‘yung frap eh.

First, kung may tumalon na bubwit sa blender, dapat in the first place durog-durog na ‘yung bubwit. May dugo-dugo pa dapat na ‘yung frap, and dapat inaksyunan na ng barista ‘yan. Papalitan na dapat iyan. Isa pa, hindi “closed area” ang pinaggagawaan ng mga barista dun, kaya bawat gawin ng mga barista sa frap nila, kitang-kita. Tawa nga ako kay Marco sa statement niya na “Sabihin nating na blend yung bubwit, Sana nagmistulang Red Velvet Frappuccino with Kellogs ( additional inclusion yung buto-buto) yung drink mo sa dugo nun!”. Kung ganun nga, dapat na-notice na ng naghuhumitad na “Jessica” ‘yung kakaibang itsura ng frap.

Second, ‘yung kung tumalon na ‘yung bubwit sa cup na may blended frap. Kapag may nag-dive na bubwit sa kahit anong inumin, pipiglas ‘yun, trying to get their asses up and run for their lives. Therefore, kung pagka-dive ng daga, patay agad? Tao nga hindi namamatay agad pagka-dive eh. Daga pa kaya.

So therefore, it is either nainuman na ni “Jessica” ‘yung frap, naiwang bukas ang frap at may naka-dive na daga; OR, sinadya nilang lagyan ng daga ang frap at manghingi ng compensation. Since there are #AbusiveCustomers, ganyan din ang galawan ng mga abusive customers na gaya ni “Jessica” —- creating pranks of any sort para lang masabing may defect ang product, damaged na nakarating ang item etc., para lang makakuha ng compensation. Kung pooritang natural si “Jessica”, sa ibang paraan na lang siya gumawa ng ganyan, huwag sa ganyang ka-cheapan. Potah! Eh yung iPhone nga niya pwede nang idurog sa Vitamix or BlendTec ng Starbucks eh. Hahaha!

Lastly, constant insisting at how you barfed non-stop IS NOT ENOUGH to support your claim. If you felt that you were inconvenienced at how Starbucks served your frappucino, you better go see your doctor and have yourself checked. Kung magpapa-interview ka ineng, hindi lang medical certificate, inimbitahan mo din pati doktor na nag-check-up sa iyo. Isama mo pa ang buong Starbucks crew para mas masaya! Kung hindi mo magagawa iyan “Jessica”, we netizens will simply dismiss your case as just another senseless whining and abusive prank just like any abusively foolish and delusional customers can do.

As customers of Starbucks, the best thing that you can do is, after you pay for your drink, better observe the Starbucks baristas properly. It is also your shared responsibility na tutukan ang bawat kilos ng empleyado. Ako nga, kapag nagpapagawa ako ng cellphone or ng computer, tutok ako sa ginagawa ng mga technician, nang masiguro kong maayos ang pagkakagawa. Kung may responsibility ang mga crew, clerk, ahente atbp., mas may responsibilidad kayo. Do your part, whining bitches!

Naghahamon ako ng babasa ng commentary ko at ng commentary ni Marco. Hinahamon ko si “Jessica” pati ang mga supposed “supporters” niya. ‘Yun ay kung, may susuporta sa kanya!

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Quezon-City-Philippines/106050279435951

 

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